Invented by the one and only Dawson “D” Officer, this MAN-TINI is sweet and light for the ladies, but naturally tough enough for the manliest of Martini drinkin’ men.

2 Parts SlapTail or WebFoot vodka
1 Part Rose’s Sour Martini Mixer
1 Part “Margaritaville” Mango Margarita Mix (Yes, yes, we are sure)

Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake vigorously, strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with a green apple wedge.